January 2010
fuckyeahsweetmusic:
Cannibal Resource/ Dirty...
“Originality is the art of concealing your sources.”
– Benjamin Franklin
reality.
I was all tangled up in my dream. Couldn’t figure out what it meant. He had a fucking kid, and hair. Weird much? My mom walks in. This is all about you today, you need to get up. What the fuck is she talking about, all about me? It’s an eye doctor appointment. It’s about my eyeballs. It’s seven A.M. and I am so not ready to be up. I set my freaking alarm, mom, I say. You didn’t have...
Greatest pickup line? Or GREATEST pickup line?
You: Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?
Her: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
You: Really? I have a goldfish.
Her: What?
You: Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.
I can never sleep at night
because I think too much..
sleep
Sleep is such a wonderful thing. You close your eyes and eventually you’re not here, and everything is better.
quotations
“I guess I am a bit of an attention whore. I don’t do things to be cool, to get noticed, none of that shit, but when I do something worth talking about, or something happens to me, I talk about it a little too much. I milk it. I tell EVERYONE. The intensity of my words and gestures makes it seemingly more captivating, but when I look back at it, even just a minute later, I ask myself, what...